Aamun huhuruno
"OK Berba on your bike
Villa and Fab are coming so take a hike
No wait a minute we may get Eto’o
What did you mean, now you don’t want to go
Ok so you want to stay and make a striking pair
So we’ll get rid of Keano, he’s been getting in our hair
Rumours of strikers are coming thick and fast
Does that mean our chances of more in midfield have passed
Not so likely there’s that Jean Macoun
He plays midfield for the Cameroon
Is he any good though, what’s his claim to fame
Well he’s foreign innit so he must be good at the game
But with Modric too won’t our midfield be short
Don’t say that he’s just been bought
But I’ve got a plan it’s good I vouch
We’ll offer to buy that Peter Crouch
Add him to our midfield bunch
Add his height to the others then do a numbers crunch
Then when I divide by three and work out the score
Each midfielder will average six foot four
Damien you’re a numbers genius I’ll grant you that
But when it comes to picking players you’re still a prat"
