Finnish lessons

[G-G]

Muurinen hiuksista vittuun= walrus go to vagina by hair

[en göl]

Kolikko lensi juuri tähän viereeni! = A coin just flew right here next to me! :

[JMR]

Muurinen hiuksista vittuun= walrus go to vagina by hair

 

Hieno mies, hieno pelaaja ja komea maali = Something you would hear from Mixu Paatelainen. Great man, great player and a beautiful goal. Very "self-explanatory" comments.

[Kikkara]

Ikään kuin me olisimme niitä pahmimpia terroristeja = Like as we would be those the worst terrorists

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[tamman siika]

siilitukkabodarit = crewcutbodybuilders, typical TamU-players.

yleisömäärä = amount of spectators, the only thing that matters.

suomipotkis = style of playing without any technique.

betonikosketus = a concrete touch. Mostly seen when a finnish player handles the ball.

Miika Juntunen = the most hated guy in finnish football, can be translated also to "Magichip" or "Bridgeburner"