Hytönen kuvitteli olevansa CR7. Ei ollut. Maksoi kaksi pistettä ja mahdollisesti mestaruuden.
I feel for the dude though. Oppirahoja. "Sakset" on yleensä ottaen tehoton harhautus per se. Tässä tulemme lähelle Ludwig Wittgensteinin myöhäisfilosofiaa (tai kuten näette yhtä lailla parturi-kampaajan arvokasta tehtävää), jonka puitteissa hän huomauttaa jotain seuraavankaltausta:
Metodini muistuttaa parturintyötä. Niin monta tyhjää leikkausliikettä ilmassa, jotta se yksi hiuksia leikkaava liike osuu terävästi maaliinsa. "Sakset" on siis - joskin tiedostamattomasti - erinomaisen onnistunut nimitys tälle Christiano Ronaldon tavaramerkkitempulle. Kyse ei ole atomisesti erityisen tehokkaasta ohitustekniikasta vaan ennen kaikkea rytmiaskeleiden sarjasta, kokonaisrytmiikasta, joka vain alustaa tulevaa dynaamista "synkopoitua yllätystä", rytmin rikkovaa off-beat irtiottoa.
Sure. You can always pull it off with one scissor move only but that requires exceptional explosive prowess and ability to dangle smooth and fluid as fuck. Besides, why bother? It is mostly if not merely a non-efficient flamboyant show-off: childish, narsissistic, "junnu" esque, laughable, stupid, mechanical, immature - and as said more often than not completely ineffective technique - and waste of energy!
There are better and more appropriate tricks and fakes to choose from. Simply do the well-timed body dangle and take the ball past the defender with the outside - or inside lol - foot (preferably by cutting outside in) and score at will.
This is no rocket science. It is your own choice to make a fool and laughing stock of yourself but yeah: "junnut on junnuja" as they say in Finland.
Fair enough. There is yet another aspect we should briefly consider here and that is the wanna be one's idol effect In these situations you feel the deceptive urge to do it like "ronaldo" and show your skill and be the celebrated superstar yourself even if only for those 15 seconds and then some (aftermath "hype"). I get it. Seen it and been there myself. And that's okay once you realize and recognize this counter-productive inclination in yourself and grow and mature out of it in due course.
Growing pains. Tuition fees. Guys. Yup. Nothing else. But only time will tell who learns from them and matures as a player and as a human being. And who won't. The final irony in this context being the fact that CR7 himself never grew that much. A flamboyant, self-centered brat doing the ridiculous scissors for a "reason". Look at me now! Gimme a break! -- And scissors to cut the crap!
